My Wife the Librarian

My wife is an elementary school librarian, in other lives she’s been a 5th grade teacher, a kindergarten teacher, and a 1st grade teacher.  The other day she had a 5th grade class acting up in the library and she made the comment to them that they were acting like kindergarteners (she seriously maintains that there are a lot of similarities).  One boy replied, ” I’m just a kindergartener in a 5th grade body.”   She about choked.