Warning: This is teacher humor NOT parent humor:
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This student is really not so much of a has-been as more of a definite won’t-be.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This student should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.
He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.
I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Some drink from a fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.